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bellegoddessdivine:

How to avoid rape… sounds about right, even though it was written almost 40 years ago.

Never not reblog

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you're an easily-bamboozled individual.: If authors were lovers to the English language ›

wildlinging:

thegestianpoet:

  • Wilde would whisper flowery sweet nothings in your ear during foreplay but then have his very dirty way with you
  • Fitzgerald would spend like an hour bragging about how good he was and then come much too soon
  • Shakespeare would make up positions on…

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#:D  

pyrae:

#it wouldn’t hurt so much #if he didn’t always look so vulnerable and hurt and open #like everytime someone tries to hurt him or kill him or leave him it’s a surprise that hurts just as bad as the first one #i want to get off this ride

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS

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riseoftheguardians:

Pitch fanart — submitted by monikoko

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wrecstasy:

Listen to this Christmas song

This is me making a formal request that the only Christmas music that be played in my house is dubstep airhorn Christmas music.

MERRY XMAS YALL

holy shit im havign an orgasm 

i’m filling a cd up with this song and playing it all day on the 25th Dec

i don’t know what the fuck i was expecting but it sure as hell wasn’t that omfg

yes plz… theme song for 2012’s xmas

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if jacks doing the air horns dose that mean nightlight and the moonbeams are supplying the dubstep?

Yes! yes they are~

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THAT CHRISTMAS CAROLS SHOULD BE DONE EVER AGAIN.

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lonewolfed:

derek hale + dry wit, part ten

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memewhore:

Photos by Mark Abrahams

*sploosh!*

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#history  

sing, o muse: The military salute, which consists of the hand bring brought to a... ›

The military salute, which consists of the hand bring brought to a horizontal position over the eyebrows, has a very old origin, dating, in fact, from the very commencement of the history of the English army. Its origin is founded on the tournaments of the Middle Ages, and was as follows: After…

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thedailywhat:

Create Your Own “Bokeh” Photographs

Here’s a cool trick you can try out with your SLR camera. All you need is a large aperture lens (ex: 50mm / F1.8) and a sheet of opaque paper or cardboard. The out-of-focus dots that you see in theimage are known as “Bokeh,” a term which is derived from the Japanese word meaning “blur.”

1) Create a fake lens hood with the paperboard by cutting out a hole in the shape of your choice.

2) Place the hood over the lens and see how it looks through the viewfinder.

3) Set your camera to its lowest aperture value or bulb exposure. Have fun!

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heathyr:

Ever since I started to really get into Teen Wolf, I feel as if this is how I appear to outsiders

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gizthegunslinger:

New photoshoot with Richard Armitage. Watch and enjoy.

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