gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

Here we see Tom telling the story of how he first discovered that he was a Life Ruiner.

“… So I just walked by this woman, right? And as soon I pass her she starts screaming, and I mean it was one of those horrible, blood curdling type of screams and instead of, like, freaking out I felt really powerful and like energized, you know? Weirdest fucking thing… So I turn and look at her and she is all curled up and sobbing and blowing her nose into the hem of her dress. …I go up to her to check and make sure she’s okay and as soon as I touch her arm she starts screaming again… She was just screaming “my ovaries!” over and over again. And when I looked down at my hand and there they were! her ovaries were right in my fucking hand! I have no fucking clue how they even got there! So I just ran away as fast as I could…

Hm?

Oh fuck yeah, I still have those ovaries.”

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black-nata:

fassabendover:

Thor And Loki In Slash Fiction
Inspired by this Hark! A Vagrant strip.

I was talking to Mina about making a Javert parody, and I was going to do a SinHal version but it didn’t quite… fit. She asked, then, if Marvel might work. And… I thought of this and Chris. So this is for you, Chris.

“HAMMER THIS.”

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weaponizedwit:

sexuallyattractedtovillains:

Benedict Cumberbatch in Atonement. 

Bite it. You have to bite it. 

Even someone who literally has a pedo ‘stache and can be this attractive is something to be proud of. Congrats on your face, Mr. Cumberbatch. You’ve destroyed the love life of most of Tumblr. 

robbstark:

winterinwesteros:

Game of Thrones » Happiness

#you’re all going to die #so you know #this happiness isn’t real #or lasting #I’M NOT FALLING FOR IT #I’M SMARTER THAN YOU

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sugarrusk:

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weaponizedwit:

WE’RE ALL GONNA BE MOSS SOON.

I guess an Oscar does not deserve Alan Rickman

belindatheblonde:

Stephen Fry on the joys of swearing (September 8th, 2007).

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While I applaud all your theories, tumblr, I have to remind you that last season’s cliffhanger was resolved by the Bee Gees.

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meganphntmgrl:

shinysylver:

I can’t stop laughing.

lokiproblems.tumblr.com

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When you know all about the current storyline on a show you’ve never even watched before.

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